Pilot Episode. Jokes.

Do not expect any content... this is just for fun. 

1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

3. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

4. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
5. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

6. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

7. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

8. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

9. I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.

10. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

AND THAT WAS IT... 🙊